We host FUNd raising CARD SHARK PARTY's... from time to time. When we're not getting busted by the banana band.
Mostly, these secret parties are not 'public' and require a special invite. But, if you knock 3 times (on the ceiling if you want me)... dot dot dot.
... we usually let you in, if you bring hot sauce. And guaranteed, we will let you in if you're wearing clown shoes.
BONZAI BANANA BREAD NUTS ARE NOT EXTRA